Birthdate:	7/2/1971
Height:	6'1"
Weight:	A bucket of fried critters away from 230 lbs
Hometown:	French Lick, IN
Nicknames:	Buddy Hopespot Buddy Bigtime
Finisher:	The No Buddy
Favorite moves:	What are moves?
Favorite phrases:	"You don't love me! You can't love me!" "Anwhutnot."
Titles Held:	RCW Tag Team Championship (5/05 - 10/05) ICW Tag Team Championship (9/05 - present) RCW Tag Team Championship (10/05 - 12/05)